You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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