We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
These People Are So Awkward You’ll Get Embarrassed
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
These People Encountered Celebrities in Bizarrely Normal Places
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.