Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
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when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
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Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok