we're making bets on your personal life
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
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