No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
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saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
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we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
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No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
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