Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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