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Wipe that smile off your face.
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
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