I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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