hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
its not stalking. its research.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
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My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
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That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
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