i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
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Everything about him screamed your future.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
When I told my mom I was having a rough time, she responded with "pop a xanax, take a nap, and when you wake up all will be right with the world." My mom is finally starting to shape up.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
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Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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