She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
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He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
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She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
Randomize