Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
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