have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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