I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
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