So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Randomize
