The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
Never let your siblings swipe right.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
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