Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
it's like that moment that you're driving and realize you're lost except instead of driving i'm just sitting here in my living room drunk, eating a plate of sausages, drinking red wine and just thinking "i'm going to be 28 this year. i know people who are married, with beautiful and well behaved children. where was the wrong turn?"
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
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