Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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