is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
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Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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