He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
this boner is exhausting
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I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
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He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
Can you please stop fucking every bartender in the city? Just once I want to have a Jack and Coke without fielding questions about your availability.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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