there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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