He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
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Except there is my pee all over the walls now
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
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So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
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