he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
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