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She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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