I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
found the other keg... it's in the tree
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
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