HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
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Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
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I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
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