Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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