Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
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