Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
Randomize
