I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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