I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.
Have a good day. My vagina shrank.
My balls are so social today.
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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