Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
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