the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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