she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
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