so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
So many bounce houses so little time
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
Randomize
