How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
time to smoke my breakfast
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
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