standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
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Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
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I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
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