Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
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