He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
soo... how was my night?
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
Randomize