Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
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He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
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we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
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