I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
you never un-have a 4some
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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