ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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