I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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