dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Kareoke will never be a sober sport
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
Randomize
