How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
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I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
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I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
My most recent midlife crisis involved eating a doughnut in 30 seconds but taking 5 minutes to do half a shot of whiskey, then deciding I wasn't going to finish it.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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