I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
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