Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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