Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
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