Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
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When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
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