Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
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