there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
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Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
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Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
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