Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
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she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
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My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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